Dipper Goes To Taco Bell was written on Fanfiction.net on August 23d, 2012. It was removed from Fanfiction.net on August 30th 2012.
The story is about Dipper Pines suddenly getting a craving for Tacobell so he goes to the one that Mabel Pines said was in the middle of the forest. After noticing how odd the resterraunt looked Dipper ordered a taco. After one bite Dipper gets diarrhea so he rushes to the bathroom and ends up getting turned on my his feces. After realising he can "self-suck" Dipper accidentally bites his own penis off and ends up dying. Mabel finds her dead twin brother's body and gets killed by the Taco Bell employee who then grinds their bodies up and turns them into taco meat.
- “AHA HAHA HA HAHA HA HA” said Grunkle Stan. He was laughing
- "HALP! I BIT MY DICK OFF!"